What would you do if you came across Jeff Bezos on the street or somewhere else for some reason?
Edit: I ask, because we all hate him, but there are a lot factors that would limit how we act in the hypothetical moment we meet him.
I would think: wow! That person kinda looks like Jeff Bezos. Then maybe get a picture from a distance to show people how similar this person looks to Jeff Bezos.
Take a picture and post it on thispersonshouldnotexist.com
I would curse him until my tongue starts bleeding and spit on his face, I would like to kill him or something worse but legal shit will fuck my life, so no worth it.
It doesnt say where you meet him. Maybe its in the middle of a warzone, or during zombie apocalypse?
Then I would do unspeakable things.
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Ask him for a dollar
“How do you sleep at night?”
I would ask for a picture with him and for an Amazon prime subscription.
As I know myself, I’d probably just say hi and smile while expecting nothibgvmore then a mid orvhi-back.
Wait until he *tell[s] us why; show[s] how; look[s] at where [he] comes from and look[s] at [him] now"
Look him in the eye with the coldest stare and walk away silently.
I will remind him if he is not good for his family, will not be good for anything even if he became a an angle sent from god. Regarding cheating his wife.
Why did all the downvotes disappear? I remember back then when I wrote this post that it had a lot more downvotes.
I have no hatred for him, maybe I don’t know something. Do I need to know this? Will this information change my life? I’ve always been a little amused by the reaction to celebrities. You have to ask for an autograph, ask for something, or find out something. Perhaps I would be more curious if it was an alien, I would really ask why is he here? A “successful” person is just a person. I have little interest in “success” or “money.” Maybe that’s why I have no questions for him. He is one of over 7 billion people. Would pass by.
Ask him for a dollar
“What do you think of necromancy?”
